Why You'll Never See Me on a Hamster Wheel Desk
At every turn, I've railed against the "rat race" and any form of traditional work that makes me feel like a cog in a wheel.
Every aspect of my work environment is nontraditional. And while this is definitely nontraditional, just look at it:
Nothing says "I'm a part of the rat race" more than working on an actual hamster wheel for a desk. And that's why you won't catch me on it.