Why You'll Never See Me on a Hamster Wheel Desk

You won't catch me on this hamster wheel desk, posted on Instructables and recently featured by Fast Company. There's no way.

(CC) Robb via Instructables
(CC) Robb via Instructables

At every turn, I've railed against the "rat race" and any form of traditional work that makes me feel like a cog in a wheel.

Every aspect of my work environment is nontraditional. And while this is definitely nontraditional, just look at it:

Nothing says "I'm a part of the rat race" more than working on an actual hamster wheel for a desk. And that's why you won't catch me on it.